Actually, I’m from Mars. It’s fine if you don’t believe me, but that’s where I’m from. I’m a full-blooded martian. Don’t worry, there’s no plot to take over Earth. We’re just displaced. I can tell you don’t believe me. That’s okay. We’re a big secret; they even tried to hide it from me. That man— my father —told me a story I was born in a concentration camp, but you know that’s impossible. And I never met my mother because she supposedly died there. That’s convenient. Next thing I know, Morris there finds me in a swedish orphanage. I was five. I remember it. And then I got this one communication, a simple order. Stay where you are.

I love that Ted and Stan are both like, “That’s awesome, where did you read that?”, and Ted just says, “That’s amazing.” It took Stan a while, too, but now they’re the two guys on the show who give Peggy her due.
Kevin Rahm, The Mad Men GQ&A
